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Silly Best Man Speech I might likewise want to thank all of you for being here today to partake in this extraordinary event. Before I start my customary demolition of the groom’s character, I might simply want to state again how beautiful the lady of the hour looks today. This is really the first occasion when I have given a discourse (as you can presumably tell), and it is genuine when they state that its harrowing. Indeed I could venture to such an extreme as to state that I feel about as agreeable as Osama Bin Laden in the Whitehouse. I just feel marginally better realizing that I am by all account not the only one in the room who is troubled, yet on the other hand she has quite recently hitched the lucky man. On the score of being anxious, I am certain that you have all heard the man of the hour state again and again that he has not been at all apprehensive in the approach today. All things considered, that all changed at around 9 o'clock at the beginning of today. I've known him for the best piece of twenty-three years now and obviously there are a lot of things I could educate you regarding what we resembled as children. Unfotunately, I consulted my specialist and he discloses to me that we could at present face indictment, so perhaps not. The lucky man was as conceived in the early piece of 1973 and keeping in mind that I’m not saying that was a sign, occasions soon thereafter incorporated the oil emergency, the arrival of The Exorcist, and obviously the presentation of Value Added Tax (VAT) in the UK. His mother was just saying the previous evening that he was a pretty infant who was frequently confused with a young lady and that as a kid he didn't cherish anything more than sitting for quite a long time gazing vacantly at the TV. No change there then mate! At five years old, the man of the hour began at a similar school as me. I recollect that he cherished soccer and went after for the school group on each event. Lamentably, he was seen as pointless in each position (Turn to lady of the hour) Best of karma at that point! As I became more acquainted with him, I understood that here was a man who flourished with thrill seeker sports and giggled even with peril. I let you know, in those days the husband to be with a hula loop was an incredible sight. As a child he had a tremendous hunger forever, and this helped him become shrewd.